To be quite frank, i am not Frank. But i am somewhat confused as to why you’re here. Still, here you are, and here i am; and so i suppose you had better get to know me.
PRINCIPALLY—i am Cave.
FANCILY—i am Cavid McCaveface.
DIGITALLY—i am LeeColi16.
LEGALLY—i am Aaron Lott.
I first began in two halves, brought together from a great distance by telephone calls, restaurants, trips, music, and parents’ houses, culminating in an intense moment of passionate lovemaking. Ever since then, my goal has been to gain mass and intellectual capability, though this recently seems to have stagnated. Less enlightened beings might be inclined to say that something is going wrong, but, you see, i know better. This is called adulthood.
In my time since being prised from the uterus, i have found myself entranced and pulled this way and that by the colourful world around me, and i’ve amassed a very unparticular set of skills. Namely, i can play just enough piano to get away with calling myself a musician; i know enough about computers to be dangerous (but not enough to write a for loop); i can sing well enough that i haven’t yet been shot by my neighbours (YET); and i can write rhyming poetry to rival anything Shakespeare has written in the past 50 years.
About 50% of my time is spent doing these foolish things. The other 90% is spent working at a fast food place. Arguably, it’s not fast; and arguably, it’s not food. But, by golly, is it ever a place. Real physical atoms and all that jazz.
If your appetite for incongruous mashings of words together has not yet been satiated (i mean, just look at that one for instance), look no further. Indeed, look back up to the top of this page. There’s nothing else here for you—but in that Big Ol’ Box of Links up top, you can find a bunch of stuff i’ve made, am making, plan to make, or hypothetically would make but can’t be arsed.
Now, go. Live your life. Warm yourself by the fire first if need be, but go!