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GOOD AFTERNOON

I don’t care if it’s morning, or evening, or night. On this website, it is afternoon. Heck u.

It has taken me around about a billion years, but we’re finally here. This whole domain (rattedout.com) is being hosted from a little Raspberry Pi Zero W in my bedroom. That means a few things:

  1. things will be slow
  2. things will be unreliable
  3. things are running entirely off Wi-Fi that’s connected to DSL internet
  4. i am idiote

But that’s alright, because it now truly feels like i own this place. It feels so cosy and warm (though that might just be because i’m running Chromium on the Pi). Come in, the fire’s lit. Yes, i’ve still got that stupid page. No, i will not get rid of it, thank you.